Here is a spoof television commercial congratulating hard working folk for sacrificing their free time in order to work and make money for their bosses.
After I watched it, I then went to the site http://www.iwantmyvacation.com/
and took their vacation deficiency test. It asked how many hours per week I worked. Since I don't believe in work and adamantly refuse to do any of it, I truthfully put ZERO. It then asked me the number of vacation days I took last year not counting national holidays. I put 330 since I regard every day as a vacation.
Regrettably I must have confounded the test with my honesty. I was told that there must have been some error in my answers. I finally relented and said that my average work week was ONE hour. It concluded that I really don't need a vacation which horrified me -- so much so that I am taking the rest of the day off to recuperate from the emotional strain.
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