The Lazy Way to Success

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Full Potential Interview

I was interviewed by Rick James on Full Potential.com. We did it over Skype so you get to see me in action. It's 40 minutes long but it's quite lively. I tell lots of stories about my ice cream company, my telecom company, and my "lazy" philosophy. Here's the link: http://www.fullpotential.com/fred-gratzon/. Let me know if you enjoyed it.

Cool Idea

As you can see, I don't allow advertising to appear on my blog, with the obvious exception being my Lazy Way book. But if I were to endorse something, I'd have to believe in its value 100%. 

Interestingly, one such product came across my desk a while back. It's a simple idea, but one that resonated with me.

Here's the back story.

I'm an unabashed tree-hugger. I like to re-use and recycle. So instead of buying bottled water for a trip or some other activity, I'd fill up an empty. Unfortunately, after frequent use, a black gunk would eventually collect at the bottom of my bottle. I would try various methods of cleaning it out but nothing seemed to do a satisfactory job. So with a pinched conscience, I'd toss the bottle in the recycle bin and replace it with a clean version.

Enter the Clean Bottle. These guys experienced the same irritation as me. However, they solved the problem. Both the bottom and the top of their bottle unscrews so you can clean it easily. It's brilliant.

So now I can help reduce my consumption of plastic bottles while simultaneously reducing our dependence on foreign oil. Alright, so that's a little grandiose, but the Clean Bottle is way cool. I hope they get rich.

Take a peek. The Clean Bottle is available at www.cleanbottle.com. 

P.S. In the spirit of full disclosure, I have zero financial stake in this enterprise. I would not know these guys from a bar of soap. I just like the product and want to help them out.

Bottoms up!



One Million Years Old . . . to the exact day!

The digital revolution has made casualties of the numerals 2 through 9. These ancient symbols, which trace their lineage to the earliest Sanskrit writings, are now considered spare parts – unwieldy, unnecessary, and, most damning of all, majorly untrendy.

Today, the numerals 1 and 0 do all the heavy lifting. This pair of powerful icons singlehandedly represent and convey our music, photographs, movies, television, radio, news, phone conversations, money, correspondence, books, and even our titillation (if we so choose).

So to take advantage of the benefits of this efficient numeral system, I’ve decided to “digitize” more aspects of my life. And I’ve started with my age. After all, who wants an antiquated analog chronology when sleek, chic bit stream is the rage? 

Certainly not I!  

Therefore, let it be known throughout the blogosphere that on March 25, 2010, I will have achieved a significant binary milestone. I will be exactly 1,000,000 years old.

To honor the occasion, I’ve updated an appropriate Beatle lyric:

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,

Do you want a flower?

Will you still need me

Will you still feed me

When I’m two to the sixth power?

(Or in keeping with binary integrity: “When I’m 10 to the 110^th power.”)

 

 

Fred Gratzon

Making Money in Hard Economic Times

I’m a fussbudget. Before I get involved with a business, it has to meet four rigorous criteria:

1. The product or service must shift the paradigm. I’m not interested in a “me-too” product.
2. The opportunity has to be a win-win-win-win for all concerned, and especially a major win for the customer. There can be no losers. In other words, no one gets exploited or cheated or short-changed. Everyone involved must win. The environment must not be harmed. And the product must make a meaningful contribution to society.
3. The realistic possibility of making a breathtakingly huge amount of money must exist.
4. It’s got to be FUN.

If a business opportunity fails to meet any one of these requirements, I decline to get involved. I just know I would end up getting bored with it.

Now don’t get me wrong – I don’t mind starting from scratch. In fact, I prefer to. But the vision of possibilities embedded in an opportunity must fulfill those four criteria.

Needless to say, with those formidable hurdles, I’m rarely attracted to a business opportunity.

Interestingly, one opportunity that met these criteria landed in my lap a few months ago. But I didn’t recognize it as the rare gem it was. That’s because it came wrapped in something that I’ve always avoided like the plague. That something is “network marketing.”

Here’s the story: When my dear friend Allen told me about a nutritional juice product and the wonderful benefit he was getting, I was intrigued. But as soon as he mentioned it involved network marketing, I completely shut down. I couldn’t find an exit from this conversation fast enough. At that moment, another friend mercifully joined us. To my great relief, I was able to politely and elegantly and immediately change the subject.

I thought I had successfully escaped.

I hadn’t. Allen invited himself to lunch the next day. Now I love this guy. I love talking to him. And he is always welcome in my home. But given my chilly knee-jerk reaction the previous day, I didn’t think he’d ever mention network marketing again.

To my chagrin, I was wrong. He relentlessly pursued the dreaded topic over lunch.

I tried to explain to him that I’m an extremely healthy dude. At 63-years old, I swim every day, eat my nutritionally-minded, gourmet wife’s fabulous organic vegetarian meals, and get plenty of rest. My blood pressure is normal, bad cholesterol is low; good cholesterol is high; and the ratio between the two is ideal. My PSA is low. Nothing hurts. I sleep well, don’t get sick, and feel happy and content.  Why would I need a nutritional drink, I asked rhetorically?  

He was unmoved by my arguments and continued to pursue his agenda.

To get him to finally shut up about his damn juice, I agreed to try it.

So every day, for the next week, my wife and I dutifully sipped the suggested amount of his juice.

We were blown away.

My wife immediately lost her craving for chocolate and Coca Cola – two miracles. She also felt significant relief from the arthritic pain in her spine. I started sleeping much more soundly and was waking up fresher. (I didn’t think it was possible for me to sleep deeper.) And while I don’t have any bothersome health challenges, I felt my body was being nourished, strengthened, and even rejuvenated on a deep, cellular level like never before. I loved drinking the juice and actually looked forward to it.

Okay, I conceded to Allen, the product is truly great, even spectacular. But network marketing? Let’s get real. The sun would flame out before I’d even consider doing something as abhorrent as network marketing.

Or so I thought.

Buoyed by the product’s excellence and motivated by Allen’s prods, I started looking for flaws in the opportunity. But the more I investigated the juice and the company (www.exfuzeforyou.com), the more impressed I became. The truth be told, I couldn’t find any flaws. This company was clearly trying to do everything right – from how they compensated those who harvested the fruits to how they formulated the juice to how they processed it to how they compensated their distributors. I looked into their pricing structure to see if it was out-of-whack. As far as I could tell it appeared completely consistent with other "traditional" business models I’d been involved with. The management team was experienced, likeable, dedicated, and sincere. The company even had an impressive philanthropic mission. And compared to others in this market space, this particular product and company appeared to be head-and-shoulders above the competition on every level.

Allen explained that the company was young and that even though it was growing at a rate of 30% per month, it had yet to experience explosive exponential growth which he felt was imminent. He counseled that the sooner I got involved the better off I’d be. 

So in a moment of weakness, which turned out to be a stroke of extreme good fortune, I agreed to become a distributor. The investment risk of $1000 was miniscule compared to any other business I’ve started. And I reasoned that if the worst thing happened, my wife and I would end up a year’s supply of powerful nutrition in our closet and that wasn’t a bad thing at all.

Regarding fun: I soon came to realize that my snobby attitude toward network marketing was stupid. I saw that some products need to be explained and network marketing is the most sensible, efficient, and cost-effective way of teaching the customer. This system of marketing can also be really fun. I’m thoroughly enjoying the collaborative process with Allen and others who have joined us. The team-play is exhilarating. We are training each other and helping each other be successful.

So, if you want to know more about this opportunity and/or if you’d like to sample the product (I can get you a free month’s supply), please send me an e-mail at fredg@lisco.com. We can then schedule a phone chat.

In short, the product is great; the opportunity seems huge; and the team-like way we are approaching this makes it easy and fun.

Of course, as always, I wish you effortless success,

Fred

In Praise of Laziness

I just finished making a video entitled In Praise of Laziness. It is a glorious, uproarious five-minute animation starring humanity's greatest thinkers stingingly rebuking the concept of hard work and embracing the power of laziness.

In Praise of Laziness is quirky, funny, delightfully shocking, and playfully profound. I hope you enjoy viewing it as much as we enjoyed creating it.

To view, please click here www.lazyway.net/movie.

For the maximum experience:

1. Watch until after the credits for a surprise ending.
2. Turn up the sound. The music specially composed for this video is superb.
3. If you have a fast computer, the icon in the lower right-hand corner (next to the speaker icon) expands the video to full screen.

Let me know how you like it.

Fred

Definition of Success

An editor for a success magazine wanted to know my views on success. Here is what I wrote back:

Most people think success is a goal. I do not. I see success as a process. Most people define success only in terms of money. I do not. I think success is a combination of things -- health, happiness, material prosperity, love of family and friends, wisdom, influence, and fulfillment.

Here is how I know someone is successful -- If you are able to give from your abundance then you are successful. If you are able to donate money, spread happiness, inspire health, propagate love, share knowledge, motivate people, etc. then you are successful.

Most people think you need to work hard to achieve success. I do not think that is true. I believe the opposite is true. I believe you have to learn how to avoid work to be successful. I define work this way -- if you'd rather be doing something else, then you are working.

You avoid work by loving what you do. Loving what you do is infinitely more powerful in achieving success than all the hard work in the world. If you love what you do, Nature will show you her secrets. When Nature reveals her secrets to you, you have the golden key to being successful. Those secrets are the formulas for working less yet accomplishing more. For example, you can strain your muscles working hard to move a big rock or you can use one of Nature's secrets and use a lever. When you use a lever you work much less but you accomplish much more.

People who say they work hard are really saying they are not smart enough or creative enough or lucky enough to have found an easier, more effective way to accomplish what they want. Hard work is not the answer. Finding an easier, more effective solution is the answer. To find the easier solution, you need to be alert for a lazier way. People who work hard don't have the time or the energy or inclination to find that easier way.

www.lazyway.net

Holiday Wishes

Here's wishing you a blissfully lazy holiday season, gloriously filled with robust health, uproarious laughter, fabulous culinary treats, and loving family and friends.

May the New Year bring you more of the above plus even greater prosperity and glowing accomplishments.

And finally may we all see this New Year result in a world where everyone finally learns to play together in joy, harmony, and enlightened laziness.

All the very best to you,
Fred and all the members of Team Lazy

A Star of Stage, Screen, and You Tube

I've made it to the big time, folks. There is a 51 second clip of me talking about Transcendental Meditation on You Tube. Here's the link.

News from the Hammock

I have not been posting these last several months for a couple of compelling reasons:

1. I've been participating in a special Transcendental Meditation program that I have been enjoying immensely. Unfortunately it absorbs a lot of time, leaving little left for things like blogging.

2. In the time I do have, I've been writing my next book which is currently in the hands of an editor who I revere. Once I incorporate her ruthless edits - always a shocking, yet ultimately rewarding process, I'll be ready to lay out the book and publish it.  I will release it as an e-book first even before it goes to the printer. I think it is going to be a humdinger so stay tuned. If you want to be alerted when it is ready, send me an email to fredg@lisco.com and I'll put you on my mailing list. For those of you who were just horrified by that complete lack of on-line savvy, rest assured that I am in the process of upgrading my entire Internet presence so that things like building an email list will be automated.

For more news, the translation rights to my first book, The Lazy Way to Success, have been sold to 8 foreign publishers. Now folks interested in my brand of laziness can read my deathless prose in German, Portuguese, Czech, Hungarian, Korean, Chinese (simple character), and Chinese (complex character). The Japanese publisher who purchased the rights, failed to do anything in a timely manner so those rights revert back to me. I hope to sell them again soon. The German edition, by the way, is in its third printing.

For those who prefer pixels, The Lazy Way to Success is also available as an e-book. The e-book comes with a pile of bonus interviews of yours truly. If you are interested in it, please go to www.lazysuccess.com.

I am extremely stoked about my new book, Perfect Mind Perfect Motion. I think it is the most important book on sports ever written. It shifts the paradigm dramatically and I think it will change the way sports are taught, practiced, and played throughout the world. Hang onto your hats, folks. It should be available as an e-book in about one month.

That's it for now.

Wishing you all effortless success,
Fred